Tuesday, April 06, 2004

Going to see Shaun of the Dead tonight - full review will be posted tomorrow. Can't wait!
Very excited, very excited indeed. Have become Welsh. Just so you know, it's a homage to an Eddie Izzard sketch from The Definite Article:

Pavlov's Dog Experiment:
Day One: rang bell, dog ate food. Very excited. Very excited indeed. Hang on, he's become Welsh now... Very excited. Terribly excited, here in er, Russia.
Day Two: Been well accepted here in Russia, changed name from Evans to Pavlov. Am now called Gareth Pavlov, and fitting in well. Day two, rang bell, Dog ate two lots of food. Very excited.
Day Three, Right: Day three, rang three bells, Dog ate a whole bunch of food and my leg as well. Very excited, win Nobel Dog Prize for Cats.

But you never heard his Cat results, did you? If he'd have published those he'd have just been finished!

Pavlov's Cat Results:
Day One: Rang bell, cat f*cked off. Damn.
Day Two: Rang bell, cat went and answered door.
Day Three: Rang bell, cat said he'd eaten earlier.
Day Four: Went to ring bell on day four, but cat had stolen batteries.

Final Day, Day Five: Went to ring bell with new batteries, but cat put his paw on bell so it only made a 'thunk' noise. Then cat rang his own bell!
I ate food.

Pure. Comedy. Genius.

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