Saturday, August 07, 2004

bum deal
First, before I forget, I'd like one of these for Christmas please.
So...I go to the gym. I run, run, run; I cycle, cycle, cycle. Then I go to the gym again and do the same thing all over again. All up, I've gone nine times in the last seven days. I've run and cycled plenty. I wear a sports bar to prevent chafing or 'jogger's nipple' as it is called. However, no one warned me about cyclist's bottom. I have developed small, yet intensely uncomfortable, patches of chafing in what I shall refer to as my builder's cleavage...not good. Team my cyclist's bottom with Myla's finest g-string and, as I'm sure you can imagine, today, walking has not been a relaxing undertaking.

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