you can't handle the tooth; the tooth hurts
Or it does if you're me since I've got an impacted wisdom tooth and it's infected. I scored some antibiotics yesterday, but they have yet to take full effect. I'm feeling woeful, full of woe - woe, woe, woe. I need lots of love and soft mushy food. Alternatively, since I spent a fun-filled five minutes adding to my already gargantuan wishlist on Amazon yesterday*, feel free to treat me to something nice.
*An exercise in futility since no one ever buys anything from it, me included...but at least it offers some of the same satisfaction as clicking 'add to basket' and 'proceed to checkout' with none of the associated expense.
ooh, new wishlist link...all my obessions exposed for your viewing pleasure.