Not an oxymoron, as some may think, but rather an occasional series devoted to TA's bon mots. As background, when I was growing up we were told: "Pudding? You can have fruit, yoghurt or ice cream." This is a tradition we have continued, minus the ice cream, at the Sett. TA and I were walking into the West End together yesterday morning.
Me: I was going to have porridge for breakfast this morning, but in the end I decided to be good and had a banana and some yoghurt instead.
TA: So, what you're telling me is that instead of having one breakfast you had two puddings?
I'll admit, he had me banged to rights!