Thursday, December 07, 2006

on the campaign tail
How to campaign for top-dog status Skye stylee:
Tear up the media by eating the newspaper on the kitchen floor
Stop sleaze by widdling on the carpet anytime anyone so much as kisses their spouse
Wear out the opposition by placing tactical poos that keep them running from room to room with the dettol
Nip other candidates in the bud by nipping their buds

Yes, the war continues…as TA keeps saying: you are varminty, but I do love you. You and your blue tartan collar.

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