I call TA every lunch time, just to check in, blow a kiss to the pupster and hear how TA’s day is going. Today he sounded extra happy.
TA: How much do you love me?
Me: A really big amount. Why?
TA: I bought you some Jerusalem artichokes! I found them in the evil empire on special.
Me: How much do you love me?
TA: A lot. Why?
Me: You must do to buy me a vegetable that I love but that is famed for generating windy bottoms! Thank you!