The more I think on it, the more I'm convinced someone's sending me a story in installments. Today:
Published by Bokbooks: a hypnotic bodice ripper.
Serena, "My boyfriend's shaft is too big for my mouth..."
Sophie, "Be confident and stand tall."
Odd plot device: Alaskan marzipan
Serena, "Remember me?"
Justin, Serena's well-endowed boyfriend, "Don't be left out, join millions of men in the revolution."